Best Deal In Town

For the low, low price of $16.05, I got 30 Genny's and a loaf of the Pan de Vida (the bread of life). I was so stunned by the deal that I had to take a selfie with my goods. It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon, I took a chunk of the loaf and carried it, and a can of Genny, to my 2005, V8, Sport Edition Lincoln. My car is effectively known as Abraham Lincoln. Oh, and the deal wasn't lost on Honest Abe either. He was posted up in the Walmart parking lot as I made my $1 loaf of bread purchase. He, Honestly, didn't know that his day would be spoiled. He was hit and runned while I made my "Best Deal In Town" purchase. He said nothing, no dash board cams, no complaining. So, I sat outside for a spell and soaked in the sunshine as the Genesee soaked into my system. I love these moments of clarity as I tried to retrace Abe's steps and think about how he got popped in the Walmart parking lot. He's all good though. He is more amped than ever. His pace reminds me of an Acura Vigor circa 1996, or maybe the Acura Legend. I recall those whips on the road. They were roadmasters, beating down on the asphalt.

The $1 loaf of bread is purchased while still warm. The Genny 30 pack was not purchased at Walmart. I already had it cached in the basement fridge. Perfect post workout combo.